The crap left over after a good five minutes of trying to get a goddamn wax seal off a beer bottle.

Wax-capped beer bottles – you hate them, right?

I know I do. Spending ages trying to hack all that wax off with a knife, while risking lopping off a finger or stabbing yourself through the hand. And for what? Just to drink some beer that would have tasted exactly the goddamn same without the stupid wax seal.

So I had to vent and I created an online petition calling for an end to it.

Will it make a difference? Probably not – but it made me feel a little bit better.

And if you want to feel better then you should sign it too.