Number 1: This tweet from New Zealand Beer Writer of the Year Jono Galuszka

Is it a beer or a bottle-shaped Easter egg? It’s so hard to tell.

Number 2: Elite Daily – 5 Types Of Beer Drinkers Every Woman Eventually Hops Into Bed With
Words cannot express what I think of this piece. No, wait, I thought of some – “what the fuck?”

Number 3: Details – The 10 Healthiest Beers, Ranked
By which they actually mean “10 beers we picked almost at random and found some vague reason to call them healthy”.

Number 4: Girl + Beer – Beer Interpretation #1: Hoppy
A nice idea – starting an occasional series on beer jargon. And what better place to start than “hoppy”?

Number 5: Beer Is Your Friend – I Miss Monteith’s
In which I complain about how Monteith’s isn’t good any more when, in reality, it’s probably my taste buds that have changed.

Number 6: And now for something completely different