Like most beer fiends I’ve got a mental list of the beery events I’d like to get to.
Most of them are in the territory best-known as ‘‘pipe dream’’. I’m talking about attending the Great American Beer Festival, or even just going over to the US for a bit, and turning up at Beervana over in New Zealand.
They’re pipe dreams for me because I’m not a young man with spare cash and an absence of commitments. When you’re old you’ve got responsibilities dammit, you can’t just go gallivanting off around the globe to drink beer. Not when you’ve got a wife and child. Sure, my patient wife does make allowances for my beer obsession but saying ‘‘hey, lets all go to the US so I can spend three days getting drunk at a beer festival’’ just isn’t going to fly with her.
And rightly so.
But there’s one item on that list that I’m going to be able to check off – a trip to Good Beer Week in Melbourne and the Great Australian Beer Spectapular (aka GABS). For the unaware, that’s an event run by the Local Taphouse where a stack of brewers (it was 60 last year) make a beer they’ve never made before and it gets served at GABS for the first time. So it’s a beer festival, but for brand new beers.
There was a lot of serendipity involved in me going, not limited to realising that two weeks’ worth of holidays I’d randomly chosen coincided perfectly with GABS and getting media access to GABS.
So I’m pretty frigging excited – so much so that I’ve virtually been bombarding the poor GABS PR lady with loads of questions for an event that’s four months away. I’ve gone and booked my flights and hotel – ensuring it’s within stumbling distance from the GABS venue. I’ve contacted a few breweries about sticking my head in and saying hi, after catching up with a friend at the Great Northern Hotel. I’ve even been tweeting people from Melbourne to find out which places are worth a look – so far it’s been Mrs Parmas (which, according to Google Maps, is just 27m from my hotel) and Deja Vu Bar (which is a slightly less friendly 1.6km). It’s a bit of a toss-up here, though I’m leaning towards Deja Vu – but may even try to squeeze in both.
See, I’m only there for three days all-up, so a bit of squeezing things in will be called for. And some things I’ll miss altogether. But I’m going to GABS and that’s what counts.